| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1002 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #63 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 504 |
| #549 | Mountain Stream soda | 19 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #128 | Racisto Ruidoso | 3 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #797 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #327 | bunny liver | 19 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #460 | coconut shell | 73 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #99 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #286 | disassembled clover | 325 |
| #216 | executive mime flask | 4 |
| #422 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1247 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #680 | goat cheese | 5 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #171 | hunk of granite | 3 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #622 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #396 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #18 | mime eraser | 65 |
| #35 | muffled muffuletta | 7 |
| #208 | nega-mushroom | 6 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #381 | old sweatpants | 192 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #41 | silent R | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #114 | steel drivin' hammer | 2 |
| #1113 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #455 | t8r tots | 9 |
| #35 | temperance whiskey | 9 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #82 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |