| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 9 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 13 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #366 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #306 | broken skull | 65 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #484 | disturbing fanfic | 226 |
| #70 | dusty animal jawbone | 4 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #207 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #187 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #302 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #190 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #188 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #207 | dusty left first rear claw | 2 |
| #301 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #200 | dusty left humerus | 2 |
| #292 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #199 | dusty left second front claw | 2 |
| #298 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #321 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #112 | dusty left tibia | 4 |
| #131 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #280 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #137 | dusty right femur | 3 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #182 | dusty right first rib | 2 |
| #177 | dusty right fourth front claw | 2 |
| #194 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #136 | dusty right kneecap | 3 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #187 | dusty right seventh rib | 2 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #145 | dusty right third rear claw | 3 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #195 | dusty right tibia | 2 |
| #194 | dusty right twelfth rib | 2 |
| #300 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #196 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 2 |
| #190 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #149 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #104 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #188 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #138 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |