| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #800 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1039 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #866 | green gummi ingot | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #362 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #859 | red gummi ingot | 6 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6182 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #828 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #862 | yellow gummi ingot | 6 |