| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #864 | green gummi ingot | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #857 | red gummi ingot | 6 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #827 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #861 | yellow gummi ingot | 6 |