| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #116 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #249 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #50 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 139 |
| #1766 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #43 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 7 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #900 | box of sunshine | 289 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #112 | cubic zirconia | 4 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #36 | donkey flipbook | 16 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #109 | fleetwood chain | 3 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #336 | gold wedding ring | 19 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #4 | jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #528 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #614 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #512 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #492 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #144 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #37 | mariachi hat | 567 |
| #249 | massive gemstone | 2 |
| #32 | mime army challenge coin | 2 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #184 | old sweatpants | 382 |
| đŸ¥‡ | opium grenade | 3,512 |
| #270 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #172 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #69 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 5 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1336 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #55 | tangarita with a fly in it | 6 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #171 | very overdue library book | 2 |