| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #114 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #49 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 139 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #42 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 7 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #896 | box of sunshine | 289 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #112 | cubic zirconia | 4 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #35 | donkey flipbook | 16 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #108 | fleetwood chain | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #330 | gold wedding ring | 19 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #5 | jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #143 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #36 | mariachi hat | 567 |
| #251 | massive gemstone | 2 |
| #32 | mime army challenge coin | 2 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #182 | old sweatpants | 382 |
| 🥇 | opium grenade | 3,512 |
| #269 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #167 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #67 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 5 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #54 | tangarita with a fly in it | 6 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #169 | very overdue library book | 2 |