| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #877 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #866 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #876 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #813 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #226 | Mr. Haggis | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #303 | brick of sand | 4 |
| #591 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #846 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #245 | hellseal claw | 113 |
| #234 | hellseal whisker | 90 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1193 | loose teeth | 5 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #359 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #1333 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #1769 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #1484 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |