| 🥉 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 250 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #6 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 10,000 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #21 | Daffy Taffy | 5,000 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #5 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 7,500 |
| #14 | Elfin shortbread | 300 |
| #68 | Enchanted Plunger | 5 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #9 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 7,500 |
| #69 | Fu Manchu Wax | 5 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #299 | Instant Karma | 27 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Lars the Cyberian | 4 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #9 | Mr. Haggis | 900 |
| #4 | Nardz energy beverage | 700 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #79 | Osk'r Chow | 5 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 50 |
| #10 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 50 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #79 | Red Pill | 5 |
| #79 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 5 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #104 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 100 |
| #100 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 100 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #6 | a butt tuba | 1,000 |
| #29 | abominable blubber | 100 |
| #189 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #25 | arrowgram | 500 |
| #9 | asparagus knife | 7,500 |
| #95 | awful poetry journal | 2,500 |
| 🥇 | balanced antler | 75 |
| #69 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #13 | batblade | 1,000 |
| 🥇 | bazookafish bubble gum | 7,500 |
| #318 | bite-me-red lipstick | 50 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| 🥉 | booby trap | 500 |
| #184 | bottle of tequila | 200 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #5 | bugbear bungguard | 25,000 |
| #108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #23 | can of Binarrrca | 500 |
| 🥈 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1,200 |
| #75 | censored can label | 5 |
| #5 | cheezburger | 200 |
| #32 | chloroform rag | 200 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #62 | d10 | 100 |
| #65 | d12 | 100 |
| #48 | d20 | 100 |
| #72 | d4 | 10 |
| #43 | d6 | 100 |
| #50 | d8 | 100 |
| #36 | defective skull | 497 |
| #20 | delicious star salad | 10 |
| #40 | depantsing bomb | 200 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #152 | disturbing fanfic | 1,500 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| 🥈 | eleven-foot pole | 1,100 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #8 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3,000 |
| 🥈 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 10,000 |
| 🥇 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 8,200 |
| #8 | fake fake vomit | 2,787 |
| #6 | fire poi | 900 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #83 | fortune cookie | 100 |
| #90 | frog lip-print | 5 |
| #4 | funny bone | 500 |
| #56 | gazely stare | 5 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #82 | ghostly body paint | 50 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass of baboon milk | 2,500 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | hand grenegg | 200 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #11 | house-sized mushroom | 1 |
| #6 | ice porter | 2,400 |
| 🥈 | infernal toilet brush | 570 |
| #28 | lemon | 9,500 |
| 🥈 | little paper umbrella | 25,000 |
| #8 | meatsmithing guide | 2,500 |
| #488 | mood ring | 10 |
| #6 | moose thought | 1,000 |
| #116 | mugcake | 100 |
| #780 | mummy costume | 5 |
| #188 | necrotizing body spray | 50 |
| 🥇 | old school calculator watch | 4,500 |
| #5 | one-winged stab bat | 1,000 |
| #42 | orange | 2,500 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | pack of chewing gum | 5,000 |
| #739 | pack of pogs | 10 |
| 🥇 | packet of beer nuts | 5,000 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #114 | perpendicular guano | 5 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #40 | pog #01 (spider) | 25 |
| #40 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 25 |
| #42 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 25 |
| #37 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 25 |
| #40 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 25 |
| #40 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 25 |
| #39 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 25 |
| #42 | pog #08 (hellion) | 25 |
| #40 | pog #09 (pirate) | 25 |
| #43 | pog #10 (hobo) | 25 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #7 | potted fern | 1,000 |
| #167 | press-on ribs | 50 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #60 | ravenous eye | 5 |
| #7 | rewinged stab bat | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 2,500 |
| 🥇 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 500 |
| #37 | roll of toilet paper | 2,500 |
| #43 | rubber emo roe | 532 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #4 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 500 |
| #14 | shrinking powder | 30 |
| 🥈 | shuriken salad | 10,000 |
| #25 | slimy sweetbreads | 1,000 |
| #23 | snow fort | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| 🥉 | stomach turnover | 500 |
| #289 | stuffed key | 186 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #133 | stuffed treasure chest | 300 |
| #63 | the kindest cold cut | 5 |
| #4 | tin roof (rusted) | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #27 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 250 |
| #57 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 100 |
| #693 | tiny plastic stab bat | 25 |
| 🥈 | tongue depressor | 500 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #22 | urinal cake | 4,000 |
| #22 | viking helmet | 2,000 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |
| #15 | yellow snowcone | 1,000 |