| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #541 | FDKOL commendation | 143 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #440 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #549 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 3 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #151 | frigid hankyū | 3 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | goatskin umbrella | 1,239 |
| #495 | green clay bead | 13 |
| #160 | guard turtle shell | 16 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #13 | hot wing | 9,854 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #547 | pink clay bead | 15 |
| #266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #635 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #243 | red class ring | 55 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #744 | ridiculous sandwich | 10 |
| 🥉 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 3,483 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #289 | solid gold pegleg | 12 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #50 | sucker kabuto | 3 |
| #514 | sucker scaffold | 10 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #2203 | toast | 66 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #229 | white class ring | 44 |
| #297 | wool hat | 5 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |