| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #252 | Chroner | 190 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1785 | brick | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #187 | fat loot token | 17 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #328 | old sweatpants | 221 |
| #203 | ornate picture frame | 8 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #15 | picture of you | 5 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #124 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #513 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |