| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #254 | Chroner | 190 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #997 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #3020 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #335 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1789 | brick | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #187 | fat loot token | 17 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2850 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #343 | old sweatpants | 221 |
| #205 | ornate picture frame | 8 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #15 | picture of you | 5 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #2995 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #128 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #513 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |