| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #544 | bite-me-red lipstick | 2 |
| #67 | cold wad | 109 |
| #195 | dense meat stack | 3,700 |
| #352 | disassembled clover | 211 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #924 | empty agua de vida bottle | 35 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #699 | filthy lucre | 51 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #408 | ghostly body paint | 6 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #366 | handful of honey | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #62 | hot wad | 218 |
| #48 | invisibility potion | 10 |
| #59 | irresistibility potion | 8 |
| #53 | irritability potion | 8 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #270 | memory of an A | 2 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #375 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #488 | necrotizing body spray | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #394 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #169 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #66 | sleaze wad | 117 |
| #350 | smoking grass | 153 |
| #81 | spooky wad | 84 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #71 | stench wad | 185 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #161 | twinkly wad | 2,104 |
| #144 | wang | 25 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |