| #65 | BRAINS shorts | 21 |
| #166 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 16 |
| #224 | Blood Light | 19 |
| #245 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 8 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #466 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #269 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #531 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #144 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 17 |
| #129 | Nightstalker perfume | 23 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #367 | Silver Bullet beer | 5 |
| #176 | bite-me-red lipstick | 118 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #788 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #526 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #162 | cursed scrunchie | 8 |
| #36 | distention pill | 15 |
| #219 | drum of pomade | 6 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #304 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #118 | extra-see-thru nightie | 5 |
| #136 | extremely skinny jeans | 7 |
| #471 | filthy lucre | 82 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #178 | ghost protocol | 4 |
| #98 | ghost trap | 20 |
| #106 | ghostly body paint | 44 |
| #100 | giant green gummi bear | 2 |
| #96 | giant red gummi bear | 2 |
| #41 | giant yellow gummi bear | 12 |
| #196 | guy made of bee pollen | 16 |
| #281 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7 |
| #177 | munchies pill | 3 |
| #66 | necrotizing body spray | 102 |
| #108 | press-on ribs | 66 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #96 | sorority brain | 16 |
| #118 | throwing bone | 10 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #181 | whisker pencil | 51 |