| #65 | BRAINS shorts | 21 |
| #167 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 16 |
| #225 | Blood Light | 19 |
| #246 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 8 |
| #404 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #469 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #271 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #542 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #144 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 17 |
| #129 | Nightstalker perfume | 23 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #842 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #369 | Silver Bullet beer | 5 |
| #176 | bite-me-red lipstick | 118 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #790 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #734 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #529 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #163 | cursed scrunchie | 8 |
| #39 | distention pill | 15 |
| #219 | drum of pomade | 6 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #305 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #118 | extra-see-thru nightie | 5 |
| #136 | extremely skinny jeans | 7 |
| #470 | filthy lucre | 82 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #178 | ghost protocol | 4 |
| #98 | ghost trap | 20 |
| #106 | ghostly body paint | 44 |
| #103 | giant green gummi bear | 2 |
| #97 | giant red gummi bear | 2 |
| #41 | giant yellow gummi bear | 12 |
| #198 | guy made of bee pollen | 16 |
| #284 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7 |
| #175 | munchies pill | 3 |
| #66 | necrotizing body spray | 102 |
| #108 | press-on ribs | 66 |
| #64 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #866 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #96 | sorority brain | 16 |
| #118 | throwing bone | 10 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #182 | whisker pencil | 51 |