| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #9 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 3 |
| #279 | Instant Karma | 33 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #86 | Red Roger's reliquary | 8 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #15 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 6 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 30 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #102 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 139 |
| #25 | Uncle Buck | 5 |
| #494 | astral mushroom | 15 |
| #30 | bowling ball | 92 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #622 | club necklace | 11 |
| 🥇 | cold hi mein | 5,000 |
| #225 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #425 | diamond necklace | 15 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #652 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #292 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #276 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 3 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #91 | left half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #511 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #404 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #506 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #480 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #26 | magical sausage casing | 388 |
| #31 | meat paste | 2,500,000 |
| #879 | metallic A | 8 |
| 🥉 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 461 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #26 | pocket wish | 307 |
| #57 | red coin | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #35 | snake skin | 27 |
| #151 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #623 | spade necklace | 11 |
| #261 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 142 |
| #3136 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 160 |
| #141 | stuffed Meat | 243 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #484 | stuffed angry cow | 87 |
| #260 | stuffed astral badger | 129 |
| #476 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 92 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #219 | stuffed cocoabo | 146 |
| #124 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 68 |
| #117 | stuffed dodo | 2 |
| #251 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 137 |
| #255 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 138 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #295 | stuffed hand turkey | 117 |
| #73 | stuffed key | 463 |
| #501 | stuffed martini | 17 |
| #254 | stuffed mind flayer | 136 |
| #149 | stuffed mink | 222 |
| #142 | stuffed monocle | 226 |
| #254 | stuffed ninja snowman | 21 |
| #214 | stuffed scary death orb | 154 |
| #461 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 47 |
| #251 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 137 |
| #221 | stuffed snowy owl | 141 |
| #283 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 128 |
| #317 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #236 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 134 |
| #158 | stuffed teddy butler | 212 |
| #162 | stuffed tin of caviar | 213 |
| #81 | stuffed treasure chest | 436 |
| #1210 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 42 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #49 | white elephant gift | 1 |