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| #5 | BURT | 1,634 |
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| #4301 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #134 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1602 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #270 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 92 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #188 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #188 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #105 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 7 |
| #152 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 31 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | UV monocular | 31 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #121 | Zim Merman's guitar | 6 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #891 | badass belt | 60 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥇 | bugbear detector | 28 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| #248 | hobo nickel | 1,192 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #143 | longhaired hippy wig | 4 |
| #1420 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #29 | modern picture frame | 1 |
| #31 | muddy skirt | 1 |
| #765 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #459 | old sweatpants | 155 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #17 | snow machine | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #326 | spectre scepter | 93 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3127 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3125 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #599 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #936 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #128 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |