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| #1519 | Imp Ale | 11 |
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| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
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| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
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| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
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| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
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| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
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| #38 | discarded button | 1 |
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| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #323 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 37 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
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| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #133 | fruitcake | 167 |
| #498 | gnoll lips | 5 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
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| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
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| #286 | pile of gold coins | 5 |
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| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #240 | powdered donut | 4 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
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| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
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| #85 | raisin | 7 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #182 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #428 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 7 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #54 | root beer | 3 |
| #59 | round blue bomb | 31 |
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| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #76 | single swig of vodka | 2 |
| #389 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 7 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
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| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #119 | star shirt | 3 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
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| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #749 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
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| #122 | unflavored wine cooler | 5 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1304 | useless powder | 16 |
| #900 | valuable trinket | 66 |
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