| #391 | "DRINK ME" potion | 19 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #160 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 41 |
| #255 | BRICKO brick | 333 |
| #231 | BRICKO eye brick | 111 |
| #1785 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #454 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1211 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #59 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 15 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #139 | NPZR chemistry set | 41 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #62 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #220 | antique record album | 12 |
| #153 | around the world | 19 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #862 | baconstone | 9 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #190 | black spot | 4 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #404 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #356 | burst hellseal brain | 13 |
| #3288 | candy cane | 4 |
| #290 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1155 | club necklace | 6 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #1243 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1937 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #1072 | empty agua de vida bottle | 11 |
| #779 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #273 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #349 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #25 | hair of the calf | 17 |
| #673 | hamethyst | 12 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #67 | hideous egg | 25 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #302 | long skinny balloon | 27 |
| #429 | magical mystery juice | 11 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #538 | porquoise | 14 |
| #111 | powdered donut | 30 |
| #781 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1550 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1078 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #236 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #315 | shredded hellseal hide | 14 |
| #1624 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #298 | spooky eyeliner | 9 |
| #218 | spooky lipstick | 11 |
| #760 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2857 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2159 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #2100 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #2417 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2714 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2946 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2808 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2387 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #2010 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2571 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3242 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #2929 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2132 | stuffed snowy owl | 23 |
| #2667 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2778 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3114 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #1992 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #1909 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #292 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #302 | torn hellseal sinew | 15 |
| #1907 | useless powder | 1 |