| #392 | "DRINK ME" potion | 19 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #160 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 41 |
| #252 | BRICKO brick | 333 |
| #231 | BRICKO eye brick | 111 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #59 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 15 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #139 | NPZR chemistry set | 41 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #64 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #219 | antique record album | 12 |
| #155 | around the world | 19 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #188 | black spot | 4 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #395 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #352 | burst hellseal brain | 13 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #1242 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #1067 | empty agua de vida bottle | 11 |
| #776 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #26 | hair of the calf | 17 |
| #668 | hamethyst | 12 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #67 | hideous egg | 25 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #302 | long skinny balloon | 27 |
| #426 | magical mystery juice | 11 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #535 | porquoise | 14 |
| #108 | powdered donut | 30 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #311 | shredded hellseal hide | 14 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #298 | spooky eyeliner | 9 |
| #217 | spooky lipstick | 11 |
| #761 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #2092 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #2002 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2119 | stuffed snowy owl | 23 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2766 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #1898 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #290 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #299 | torn hellseal sinew | 15 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |