| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #171 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #441 | corrupted data | 20 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1415 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #627 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #363 | hideous egg | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #146 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #463 | squirming egg sac | 19 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #133 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #289 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |