| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #440 | corrupted data | 20 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #363 | hideous egg | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #463 | squirming egg sac | 19 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |