| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #139 | CSA discount card | 19 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #230 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #156 | Hollandaise helmet | 61 |
| #178 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 9 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #39 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 43 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #648 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 8 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #172 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 104 |
| #386 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 146 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #421 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #32 | blank diary | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3022 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| #21 | bubbling tempura batter | 59 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #74 | cosmic lemonade | 2 |
| #302 | disassembled clover | 296 |
| #495 | disco ball | 64 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #219 | epic wad | 2 |
| #214 | extra-greasy slider | 11 |
| #590 | floaty sand | 14 |
| #129 | frozen banquet | 16 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #27 | globe of Deep Sauce | 30 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #202 | mariachi hat | 27 |
| #7 | mojo filter | 1,000 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #851 | old sweatpants | 62 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #647 | saucepan | 50 |
| #271 | seal-skull helmet | 51 |
| #125 | shiny stones | 93 |
| #16 | silent beret | 4 |
| #151 | smut orc keepsake box | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #101 | spice melange | 2 |
| #539 | stolen accordion | 62 |
| #101 | sugar sheet | 200 |
| #56 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 19 |
| #199 | toast | 7,436 |
| #863 | turtle totem | 25 |
| #68 | voodoo snuff | 21 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |