| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #30 | eldritch ichor | 666 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |