| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #296 | BRAINS shorts | 2 |
| #19 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 3 |
| #277 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 3 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #400 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 6 |
| #225 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 246 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 18 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #532 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #97 | antimatter wad | 2 |
| #1231 | awful poetry journal | 14 |
| #598 | baggie of powdered sugar | 20 |
| #121 | banana supersucker | 5 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #242 | blind-packed capsule toy | 35 |
| #864 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #228 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #534 | donated booze | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #259 | funhouse mirror | 2 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #261 | gold wedding ring | 30 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #69 | lime supersucker | 12 |
| #663 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #286 | negative lump | 18 |
| #366 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #614 | old sweatpants | 104 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #171 | silver shotgun shell | 2 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #104 | tangle of copper wire | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #619 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #958 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #407 | toast | 2,589 |
| #919 | useless powder | 56 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |