| #31 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 2 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1035 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1091 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #433 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #502 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #215 | can of maces | 5 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #1330 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #384 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #148 | fistful of ashes | 33 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #254 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #856 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #36 | scintillating powder | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1514 | useless powder | 8 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |