| #31 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 2 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #493 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #214 | can of maces | 5 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #1324 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #383 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #147 | fistful of ashes | 33 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #114 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | scintillating powder | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1515 | useless powder | 8 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |