| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #331 | Blatantly Canadian | 7 |
| #1016 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #613 | Cloaca-Cola | 47 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #631 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1204 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #643 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 94 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #609 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 29 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1133 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 37 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #1498 | Rock Pops | 22 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #478 | Senior Mints | 10 |
| #1025 | Valentine | 12 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1158 | Yummy Tummy bean | 130 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #128 | beer goggles | 4 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #1224 | brine | 3 |
| #274 | broken cellular phone | 13 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #79 | chrome helmet turtle | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1457 | dill | 3 |
| #779 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #64 | enchanted brass knuckles | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #1079 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #558 | green beer | 22 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #81 | guitar pick | 95 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #192 | heavy metal sonata | 3 |
| #320 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #608 | helmet turtle | 56 |
| #157 | herbs | 345 |
| #190 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #444 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 232 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #215 | line | 412 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #153 | maple leaf | 4 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #976 | pail | 7 |
| #317 | pants of the Slug Lord | 12 |
| #77 | penguin skin | 2,609 |
| #21 | penguin-smacking club | 10 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #99 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #177 | poultrygeist | 4 |
| #543 | pretty flower | 145 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1677 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #208 | star | 394 |
| #153 | star chart | 126 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #810 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #974 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 18 |
| #914 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 19 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #731 | tiny plastic stab bat | 24 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1267 | toast | 372 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #735 | valuable trinket | 95 |
| #441 | wang | 2 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |