| #407 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 13 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1120 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #44 | Mad Train wine | 4,635 |
| #441 | PADL Phone | 7 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #230 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 9 |
| #236 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 9 |
| #471 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #645 | bananagate | 6 |
| #573 | beer bomb | 16 |
| #406 | beer bong | 3 |
| #397 | beer helmet | 7 |
| #454 | bejeweled pledge pin | 6 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #455 | bottle opener belt buckle | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #346 | bullet-proof corduroys | 9 |
| #7 | chocolate turtle totem | 552 |
| #325 | communications windchimes | 18 |
| #403 | depantsing bomb | 5 |
| #357 | didgeridooka | 7 |
| #323 | distressed denim pants | 8 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #388 | energy drink IV | 4 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #38 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 10 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #248 | figurine of a stinking seal | 9 |
| #115 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 11 |
| #45 | figurine of an armored seal | 10 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #743 | green gummi ingot | 13 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #658 | red class ring | 9 |
| #223 | reinforced beaded headband | 22 |
| #408 | round purple sunglasses | 7 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #394 | squirming egg sac | 25 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #435 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1139 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #2129 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2086 | stuffed tin of caviar | 11 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #548 | water pipe bomb | 32 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |