| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #311 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 20 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1012 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1247 | chaos butterfly | 13 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #511 | disease | 14 |
| #681 | fancy bath salts | 5 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #823 | frigid ninja stars | 9 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #381 | hair spray | 10 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #551 | marshmallow | 13 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #992 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #1057 | plot hole | 8 |
| #423 | powdered organs | 2 |
| #385 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
| #642 | razor-sharp can lid | 9 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #1092 | roll of toilet paper | 37 |
| #516 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 8 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #326 | spooky nuggets | 2 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #268 | stench powder | 2 |
| #402 | stench wad | 2 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #413 | twinkly powder | 3 |
| #760 | twinkly wad | 20 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |