| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #50 | Divine | 27 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #919 | Go-Wassail | 4 |
| #370 | Hell ramen | 6 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #555 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #802 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 3 |
| #112 | agua de vida | 45 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #198 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 38 |
| #642 | bottle of bubbles | 3 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #118 | bucket of wine | 3 |
| #704 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #1463 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1072 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #161 | delicious shimmering moth | 5 |
| #79 | delicious spicy noodles | 6 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #489 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #790 | empty agua de vida bottle | 81 |
| #255 | fancy bath salts | 60 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1091 | fudgecule | 50 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #74 | hot hi mein | 22 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #267 | llama lama gong | 7 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #154 | milk of magnesium | 11 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1553 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #840 | pack of pogs | 4 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #407 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #807 | portable photocopier | 4 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #743 | roll of toilet paper | 84 |
| #850 | scroll of drastic healing | 21 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #704 | smart skull | 7 |
| #947 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 27 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #97 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #309 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #109 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #59 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 16 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #758 | tiny house | 120 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #20 | velcro boots | 2 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #734 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #862 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |