| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #50 | Divine | 27 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #917 | Go-Wassail | 4 |
| #371 | Hell ramen | 6 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #556 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #803 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 3 |
| #111 | agua de vida | 45 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #197 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 38 |
| #639 | bottle of bubbles | 3 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #117 | bucket of wine | 3 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1063 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #161 | delicious shimmering moth | 5 |
| #79 | delicious spicy noodles | 6 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #487 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #788 | empty agua de vida bottle | 81 |
| #253 | fancy bath salts | 60 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1088 | fudgecule | 50 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #73 | hot hi mein | 22 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #267 | llama lama gong | 7 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #153 | milk of magnesium | 11 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1548 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #839 | pack of pogs | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #810 | portable photocopier | 4 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #742 | roll of toilet paper | 84 |
| #850 | scroll of drastic healing | 21 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #704 | smart skull | 7 |
| #947 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 27 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #109 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #59 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 16 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #758 | tiny house | 120 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #20 | velcro boots | 2 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #733 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |