| #56 | 5-hour acrimony | 50 |
| #41 | Ambitious Turkey | 45 |
| #11 | Aura Libre | 20 |
| #136 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 20 |
| #16 | Black Hole | 10 |
| #219 | Blood Light | 20 |
| #18 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 20 |
| #116 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 40 |
| #43 | Candicaine | 5 |
| #9 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 105 |
| #6 | Churchill | 50 |
| #78 | Corpse Island iced tea | 55 |
| #224 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbojito | 140 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #21 | Doublepunchplanter | 5 |
| #38 | Dump Truck | 5 |
| #8 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 45 |
| #15 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 10 |
| #5 | Falcon™ Maltese Liquor | 35 |
| #31 | Flaming Sazerorc | 5 |
| #25 | Friendly Turkey | 5 |
| #36 | Fromage Pinotage | 5 |
| #6 | Gnollish sangria | 110 |
| #528 | Go-Wassail | 30 |
| #4 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 798 |
| #35 | Gordon Bennett | 35 |
| #13 | Green Giant | 20 |
| #51 | Green Manalishi | 70 |
| #11 | Highest Bitter | 10 |
| #38 | Hodgman's blanket | 30 |
| #11 | Hundred Headed IPA | 30 |
| #16 | Ice Island Long Tea | 40 |
| #16 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 100 |
| #16 | London frog | 10 |
| #7 | Marltini | 100 |
| #112 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 20 |
| #24 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 556 |
| #11 | Mint Yulep | 50 |
| #64 | Mon Tiki | 35 |
| #29 | Moonshine Mohobo | 5 |
| #16 | Moonthril Schnapps | 5 |
| #14 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 40 |
| #15 | Muschat | 25 |
| #4 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 95 |
| #55 | Neuromancer | 25 |
| #7 | New Zealand iced tea | 3,317 |
| #20 | Newark | 5 |
| #17 | Oh, the Humanitini | 20 |
| #20 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 30 |
| #44 | Psychotic Train wine | 35 |
| #14 | R'lyeh | 15 |
| #47 | Ralph IX cognac | 4 |
| #17 | Sacramento wine | 555 |
| #14 | Sazuruk-hai | 10 |
| #44 | Shot of the Living Dead | 5 |
| #8 | Siberian sunrise | 100 |
| #118 | Silver Bullet beer | 20 |
| #11 | Simepore slime | 25 |
| #32 | Slimebite | 5 |
| #6 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 25 |
| #37 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 10 |
| #19 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 10 |
| #52 | Temps Tempranillo | 5 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #350 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #374 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 11 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #31 | Transylvania Sling | 5 |
| #13 | VYKEA mead | 54 |
| #24 | Velvet Veil | 5 |
| #11 | Vodka Matryoshka | 50 |
| #50 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #121 | a little sump'm sump'm | 35 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #6 | asbestos thermos | 100 |
| #14 | barrel-aged martini | 450 |
| #74 | black & tan | 90 |
| #27 | blood and blood | 50 |
| #45 | boilermaker | 50 |
| #8 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 20 |
| #44 | bottle of laundry sherry | 30 |
| #4 | bottle of norwhiskey | 2,792 |
| #22 | bottle of sea wine | 55 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #14 | bottle of whiskey | 18,275 |
| #49 | bottle of wine | 50 |
| #11 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1,067 |
| #92 | bungle in the jungle | 15 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #298 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #78 | corpse on the beach | 55 |
| #159 | corpsedriver | 30 |
| #147 | corpsetini | 35 |
| #11 | crystal skeleton vodka | 50 |
| #55 | distilled fortified wine | 45 |
| #11 | eighth plague | 55 |
| #17 | elemental caipiroska | 140 |
| #188 | executive mime flask | 5 |
| #23 | expensive champagne | 5 |
| #7 | extremely slippery nipple | 35 |
| #18 | fine wine | 2,442 |
| #52 | flaming mushroom wine | 10 |
| #20 | flask of port | 10 |
| #30 | flat mushroom wine | 10 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #66 | gamma nog | 20 |
| #19 | ghost beer | 40 |
| #32 | glass of bourbon | 20 |
| #144 | glass of herbal tequila | 10 |
| #60 | glob of salty molasses | 100 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #22 | green and red bean | 700 |
| #101 | green smoke bomb | 30 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #6 | gunner's daughter | 25 |
| #42 | hacked gibson | 10 |
| #5 | hell in a bucket | 85 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #24 | hot katana blade | 1,448 |
| #7 | hot wing | 33,088 |
| #14 | ice porter | 602 |
| #56 | ice stein | 9 |
| #13 | ice wine | 10 |
| #8 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 203,724 |
| #21 | ice-cold Willer | 7,108 |
| #18 | ice-cold fotie | 9,596 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #50 | intact anemone spike | 209 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #93 | legitimate business on the beach | 50 |
| #8 | literal grasshopper | 20 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #166 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #36 | mandarina colada | 40 |
| #6 | mid-level medieval mead | 30 |
| #40 | moist Crimbo spices | 300 |
| #18 | moreltini | 60 |
| #4 | morning dew | 45 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #25 | mulled berry wine | 5 |
| #31 | peppermint eel sauce | 598 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #21 | perfect cosmopolitan | 45 |
| #23 | perfect dark and stormy | 50 |
| #32 | perfect mimosa | 25 |
| #52 | perfect negroni | 5 |
| #21 | perfect old-fashioned | 60 |
| #23 | perfect paloma | 35 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #9 | pixel beer | 20 |
| #28 | pixel daiquiri | 5 |
| #8 | pixel whiskey | 25 |
| #25 | pumpkin beer | 100 |
| #6 | reverse Tantalus | 55 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #869 | ridiculous cocktail | 5 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #48 | rodeo whiskey | 15 |
| #123 | roll in the hay | 45 |
| #67 | salty gumdrop | 75 |
| #19 | scotch on the rocks | 75 |
| #14 | shining goblet | 15 |
| #85 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 10 |
| #13 | shroomtini | 45 |
| #58 | slip 'n' slide | 80 |
| #44 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 10 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #56 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 202 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #38 | splendid martini | 7 |
| #4 | stealth bomber | 82 |
| #11 | temperance whiskey | 25 |
| #23 | teqiwila slammer | 60 |
| #26 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 50 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #940 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #306 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 21 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #4861 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6140 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #9 | very fancy whiskey | 50 |
| #36 | vodka stratocaster | 40 |
| #39 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 4 |
| #134 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 51 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #376 | warbear battery | 4 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #138 | warbear bearserker potion | 10 |
| #187 | warbear beeping telegram | 7 |
| #102 | warbear blizzard mead | 5 |
| #217 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #73 | warbear chemistry lab | 3 |
| #222 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #154 | warbear feasting bread | 3 |
| #94 | warbear feasting mead | 7 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #84 | warbear foil hat | 3 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #148 | warbear helm fragment | 44 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #55 | warbear induction oven | 3 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #174 | warbear liquid overcoat | 8 |
| #168 | warbear metalworking primer | 7 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #70 | warbear oil pan | 3 |
| #142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
| #211 | warbear requisition box | 15 |
| #118 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 11 |
| #125 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 10 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #167 | warbear trouser fragment | 37 |
| #179 | warbear wardance potion | 7 |
| #322 | warbear whosit | 362 |
| #46 | waterlogged leather | 30 |
| #8 | wax booze | 15 |
| #261 | whiskey and cola | 8 |
| #8 | whiskey and soda | 596 |
| #218 | whiskey in a broken glass | 3 |
| #14 | whiskey sour | 319 |
| #61 | yellow brick road | 25 |
| #12 | zombie | 85 |