| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #444 | Frat Army FGF | 2 |
| #383 | Hippy Army MPE | 8 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #356 | PADL Phone | 13 |
| #687 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 20 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #465 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 25 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #604 | anticheese | 5 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #729 | beer bomb | 8 |
| #371 | beer bong | 4 |
| #425 | beer helmet | 6 |
| #357 | bejeweled pledge pin | 10 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #379 | black picnic basket | 2 |
| #162 | black pixel | 237 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #100 | blue pixel | 1,176 |
| #38 | blue pixel potion | 56 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #289 | bottle opener belt buckle | 9 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #312 | didgeridooka | 10 |
| #693 | disease | 7 |
| #194 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 5 |
| #920 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #830 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 4 |
| #928 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #796 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 5 |
| #878 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #682 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 8 |
| #388 | energy drink IV | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #86 | green pixel | 1,207 |
| #193 | green pixel potion | 5 |
| #464 | hill of beans | 29 |
| #326 | hippy medical kit | 7 |
| #325 | keg shield | 5 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #674 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #302 | oversized pipe | 15 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #244 | phonics down | 360 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #96 | red pixel | 235 |
| #268 | red pixel potion | 14 |
| #530 | red plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #473 | round purple sunglasses | 4 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #789 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #357 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 360 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #470 | tiny house | 360 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #483 | water pipe bomb | 47 |
| #76 | white pixel | 1,012 |
| #306 | white snake skin | 36 |
| #366 | wicker shield | 4 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |