| #116 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 27 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #159 | Fitspiration™ poster | 2 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #139 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 9 |
| #489 | Microplushie: Bropane | 18 |
| #514 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #533 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #409 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #721 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #543 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 15 |
| #681 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 16 |
| #675 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 5 |
| #739 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 5 |
| #185 | Mr. Haggis | 5 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #150 | Shivering Chèvre | 13 |
| #218 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #423 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1951 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #193 | actual reality goggles | 3 |
| #151 | airblaster gun | 6 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #137 | black friar's tonsure | 2 |
| #152 | blind-packed capsule toy | 100 |
| #194 | brigand brittle | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #170 | confusing LED clock | 19 |
| #176 | fireclutch | 3 |
| #152 | giant neckbeard | 2 |
| #219 | giant tube of black lipstick | 5 |
| #182 | glass of gnat milk | 2 |
| #230 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #142 | haggis socks | 11 |
| #127 | haggis-infused soap | 24 |
| #160 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 10 |
| #135 | home robotics kit | 6 |
| #218 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #164 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #116 | magicberry tablets | 22 |
| #136 | magnetic sculpture kit | 8 |
| #229 | mime soul fragment | 13 |
| #139 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
| #138 | old school calculator watch | 11 |
| #141 | punk patch | 4 |
| #161 | pygmy adder oil | 2 |
| #157 | pygmy dart | 2 |
| #184 | pygmy papers | 3 |
| #154 | scrunchie tourniquet | 5 |
| #187 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 5 |
| #131 | short deposition | 5 |
| #182 | skelelton spine | 9 |
| #183 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #173 | steampunk potion | 1 |
| #2787 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2382 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #1945 | stuffed mink | 13 |
| #2393 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #2142 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #2305 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2410 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 12 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 9 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #364 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 12 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 9 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #390 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 11 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #684 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #326 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 13 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 11 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #274 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 9 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #318 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 14 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #486 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 9 |
| #335 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 13 |
| #365 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 12 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #234 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 19 |
| #308 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 14 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #311 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 14 |
| #587 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #311 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 14 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #466 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #438 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 10 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic moneybee | 12 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #294 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 15 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #710 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #305 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 8 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #352 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 7 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #149 | voodoo glowskull | 4 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |