| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO scrip | 9,250 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #342 | Crimbo pie | 6 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #129 | Workytime Tea | 18 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #253 | banana | 24 |
| #807 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #277 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1812 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #276 | fudge lily | 20 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #313 | licorice root | 17 |
| #618 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #249 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #132 | paperclip | 362 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #262 | sucker scaffold | 44 |
| #305 | superheated fudge | 12 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #828 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #912 | yellow gummi ingot | 4 |