| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #360 | CRIMBCO scrip | 915 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #919 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #994 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #54 | Crimbo paste | 2 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #13 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 14 |
| #272 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 53 |
| #275 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 55 |
| #240 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 61 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #249 | battered Crimbo Crate | 50 |
| #11 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 50 |
| #23 | bindlestocking | 50 |
| #73 | blind-packed capsule toy | 250 |
| #88 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 50 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator | 125 |
| #9 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 50 |
| #723 | candy cane | 50 |
| #47 | cheap elven gloves | 50 |
| #29 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 25 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #78 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #11 | phish stick | 100 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #18 | powdered candy sushi set | 44 |
| #606 | radio button candy | 1 |
| 🥉 | ridiculous belt | 11 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| 🥈 | ridiculous earring | 11 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #4 | ridiculous sunglasses | 11 |
| #55 | scissor duck | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #116 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #19 | sweet mochi ball | 140 |
| #17 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 34 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #54 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 8 |
| #14 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 14 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 14 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 14 |
| #15 | tiny plastic animelf | 14 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #657 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |