| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #229 | BURT | 128 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #599 | CRIMBCO scrip | 290 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2055 | Crimbuck | 33 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #388 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| #702 | Go-Wassail | 14 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #372 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 36 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #551 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 16 |
| #27 | alien force field disruptor bean | 21 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #367 | ammonite fossil | 12 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #68 | bag of GORF | 264 |
| #70 | bag of GORP | 307 |
| #68 | bag of QWOP | 114 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #645 | bananagate | 6 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #423 | belemnite fossil | 10 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #326 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 8 |
| #295 | bone chips | 53 |
| #180 | bottle of fire | 61 |
| #3978 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #96 | candied bolts | 8 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #16 | cold powder | 114 |
| #379 | drop of water-37 | 5 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #207 | fiery wing | 30 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #30 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #449 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
| #79 | fudge cube | 4 |
| #215 | fudge lily | 30 |
| #144 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #803 | fudgecule | 302 |
| #151 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #484 | green gummi ingot | 47 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #385 | hamethyst | 21 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #31 | hot powder | 164 |
| #433 | jerky coins | 45 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #860 | lavender candy heart | 4 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #621 | lollipop stick | 24 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #477 | orange candy heart | 42 |
| #581 | pack of pogs | 25 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #912 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #211 | plastic ingot | 21 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #320 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #322 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3 |
| #256 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #165 | pog #10 (hobo) | 7 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #461 | red gummi ingot | 52 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #708 | roasted marshmallow | 25 |
| #28 | sleaze powder | 178 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #16 | spooky powder | 323 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #63 | stench powder | 47 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #441 | sucker scaffold | 15 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #660 | tourmalime | 5 |
| #517 | trilobite fossil | 7 |
| #27 | twinkly powder | 1,886 |
| #233 | twinkly wad | 1,097 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #88 | warbear battery | 28 |
| #77 | warbear bearserker potion | 24 |
| #57 | warbear beeping telegram | 18 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #54 | warbear helm fragment | 103 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #35 | warbear laser beacon | 6 |
| #4 | warbear liquid lasers | 347 |
| #142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
| #292 | warbear requisition box | 5 |
| #166 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 8 |
| #146 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 9 |
| #35 | warbear trouser fragment | 138 |
| #45 | warbear wardance potion | 42 |
| #480 | warbear whosit | 67 |
| #465 | white candy heart | 39 |
| #8 | white satin pants | 1,006 |
| #566 | wind-up meatcar | 11 |
| #729 | yellow candy heart | 16 |
| #527 | yellow gummi ingot | 38 |