| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1163 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #298 | CRIMBCO wine | 25 |
| #103 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 20 |
| #228 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 10 |
| #1033 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #842 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #807 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #778 | black-and-blue light | 6 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #458 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #154 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 13 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #595 | dusty Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #571 | fossilized limb | 9 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #578 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #557 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #578 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #18 | furry green earmuffs | 7 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #116 | glob of green slime | 15 |
| #29 | golden twig | 42 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #1196 | green beer | 6 |
| #497 | green candy heart | 23 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #63 | green pixel | 1,748 |
| #20 | green pixel potion | 95 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #13 | green smoke bomb | 386 |
| #679 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #206 | holiday cheese log | 10 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #1116 | old sweatpants | 32 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #330 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #1214 | roll of toilet paper | 28 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #192 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 831 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #381 | string of green beads | 30 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 21 |
| #709 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #356 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #261 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #232 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #200 | tiny slimy cyst | 3 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #340 | unearthed potsherd | 7 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #446 | volcanic ash | 5 |