| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #299 | CRIMBCO wine | 25 |
| #102 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 20 |
| #226 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 10 |
| #1030 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #777 | black-and-blue light | 6 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #451 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #155 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 13 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #595 | dusty Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #574 | fossilized limb | 9 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #581 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #559 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #581 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #18 | furry green earmuffs | 7 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #116 | glob of green slime | 15 |
| #29 | golden twig | 42 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| #498 | green candy heart | 23 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #61 | green pixel | 1,748 |
| #20 | green pixel potion | 95 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #13 | green smoke bomb | 386 |
| #678 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #206 | holiday cheese log | 10 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #1111 | old sweatpants | 32 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #332 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #1213 | roll of toilet paper | 28 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #192 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 831 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #381 | string of green beads | 30 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 21 |
| #706 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #200 | tiny slimy cyst | 3 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #338 | unearthed potsherd | 7 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #446 | volcanic ash | 5 |