smellmyfingers

RankItemQuantity
#169Alice's Army Cleric2
#108Alice's Army Dervish2
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#109Alice's Army Sniper2
#316BGE tiny plastic toy4
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#568Blood Light1
#1853Corpse Island iced tea1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#12Necbro wafers100
🥈Peppermint Pip Packet1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#61Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#1851baby killer bee1
#1215baggie of powdered sugar1
#2129barrrnacle1
#437bite-me-red lipstick16
#159blended frozen swill1
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#2875candied yams1
#209chocolate filthy lucre30
#1825corpse on the beach1
#1820corpsedriver1
#1813corpsetini1
#20dirty hobo gloves4,005
#20drum of pomade46
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#843fudge lily1
#782funky dried mushroom1
#216gimlet2
#3941gingerbread bugbear1
#1909green beer1
#2517herbal stuffing1
#236mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#421necrotizing body spray10
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#393press-on ribs12
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#669quantum taco5
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#72salacious lychee chuhai1
#77salacious screwdiver1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#342sorority brain2
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#2683stuffed key1
#1967stuffed martini1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3138stuffed teddy butler1
#3109stuffed tin of caviar1
#2707stuffed treasure chest1
#8889stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#787superheated fudge1
#225tangarita1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3832tiny plastic G Imp1
#788tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3896tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4024tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3980tiny plastic astronomer1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3909tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2153tiny plastic cubist bull3
#3878tiny plastic drunk goat1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3893tiny plastic scary clown1
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#641tomato daiquiri1
#900wad of cotton1
#338whisker pencil17

Wow, that's 4,375 items total!

what items are this player missing?