| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #41 | candy UFOs | 2 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #656 | fossilized limb | 5 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #171 | fossilized serpent skull | 5 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #241 | government cheese | 3 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #651 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #68 | loaf of alien bread | 3 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #24 | pottery yo-yo | 2 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #196 | space beast fur | 3 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #198 | space junk | 3 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #466 | volcanic ash | 4 |