| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #65 | Chroner | 1,474 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #177 | Freddy Kruegerand | 18 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #398 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 11 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #715 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 38 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 2 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 35 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 110 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #36 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1477 | badass belt | 37 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of goofballs | 37 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #297 | bunny liver | 24 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #251 | crystalline cheer | 366 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #724 | easter egg balloon | 34 |
| #417 | empty agua de vida bottle | 461 |
| #35 | fat loot token | 169 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1137 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #47 | gloomy black mushroom | 118 |
| #246 | green clay bead | 47 |
| #803 | grue egg | 33 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #10 | mime army rations | 32 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #141 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #571 | obsidian dagger | 32 |
| #475 | old sweatpants | 148 |
| #46 | ornate picture frame | 70 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #227 | pink clay bead | 86 |
| #236 | pork elf goodies sack | 33 |
| #228 | purple clay bead | 17 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #840 | spectre scepter | 38 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |