| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 40 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1059 | baggie of powdered sugar | 3 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #16 | bounty-hunting rifle | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #250 | duct tape | 167 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #318 | mime soul fragment | 9 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #690 | pack of pogs | 12 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #712 | red class ring | 7 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #4 | sweet roll Alabama | 10,713 |
| 🥇 | tin cup | 2,000 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #585 | white class ring | 9 |
| #733 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |