| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 40 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1059 | baggie of powdered sugar | 3 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #16 | bounty-hunting rifle | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #251 | duct tape | 167 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #318 | mime soul fragment | 9 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #691 | pack of pogs | 12 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #719 | red class ring | 7 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4309 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3389 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #4 | sweet roll Alabama | 10,713 |
| 🥇 | tin cup | 2,000 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #589 | white class ring | 9 |
| #734 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |