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| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
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| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
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| #85 | FDKOL commendation | 8,524 |
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| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
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| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #9 | fishy fish lasagna | 152 |
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| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
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| #572 | green clay bead | 10 |
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| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
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| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
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| #101 | molten brick | 137 |
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| #93 | shard of double-ice | 207 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #153 | smoking grass | 612 |
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| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #42 | synthetic dog hair pill | 12 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
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| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #178 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
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| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
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