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| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
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| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
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| #19 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 3 |
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| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
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| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #8 | fishy fish lasagna | 152 |
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| #567 | green clay bead | 10 |
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| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
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| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
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| #100 | molten brick | 137 |
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| #93 | shard of double-ice | 207 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #153 | smoking grass | 612 |
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| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #40 | synthetic dog hair pill | 12 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
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| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
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| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #471 | water wings | 1 |
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| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
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