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| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
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| #785 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
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| #85 | FDKOL commendation | 8,524 |
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| #18 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 3 |
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| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
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| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
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| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #253 | bottle of fire | 21 |
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| #736 | corpsedriver | 6 |
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| #179 | fiery wing | 38 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #9 | fishy fish lasagna | 152 |
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| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #574 | green clay bead | 10 |
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| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
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| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
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| #101 | molten brick | 137 |
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| #254 | sewer wad | 6 |
| #92 | shard of double-ice | 207 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #152 | smoking grass | 612 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #42 | synthetic dog hair pill | 12 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
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| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
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| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
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| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
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| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
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