| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |