| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1250 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #260 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |