| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #553 | Go-Wassail | 27 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #497 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 21 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| #122 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #277 | bananagate | 25 |
| #354 | belemnite fossil | 13 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #440 | dill | 91 |
| #170 | dire fudgesicle | 11 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #100 | frigid fudgepuck | 44 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #16 | fudge cube | 14 |
| #114 | fudge lily | 62 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #342 | fudgecule | 4,357 |
| #432 | ghost cucumber | 101 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #337 | green gummi ingot | 97 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #614 | jerky coins | 25 |
| #293 | kumquartz | 22 |
| #193 | licorice root | 40 |
| #344 | lollipop stick | 162 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #387 | pearidot | 15 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #341 | red gummi ingot | 97 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #362 | spectral pickle | 36 |
| #330 | strawberyl | 21 |
| #52 | superheated fudge | 81 |
| #271 | tourmalime | 26 |
| #352 | trilobite fossil | 12 |
| #312 | vinegar | 124 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #21 | warbear bearserker mead | 26 |
| #408 | wind-up meatcar | 26 |
| #336 | yellow gummi ingot | 97 |