Taeroen

RankItemQuantity
#26264067 scroll1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#115Dust bunny14
#125Enchanted Plunger1
#39Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots403
#40Five Second Energy™1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#431Frosty's frosty mug3
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#81L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate1,000
#29Ludovico Pastaco1
#741Now and Earlier1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#309Orcish meat locker1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#20Racisto Ruidoso15
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#85The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 11
#33The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 24
#79The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 31
#66The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#81The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 51
#76The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 61
#1566Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#500Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#1202Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#313Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#390Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette2
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#7Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix408
#205Wand of Oscus1
#14aerogel anvil1
#36airborne mutagen1
#533ancient spice1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#222bag of QWOP1
#967beer bomb1
#241black and white cracker2
#694black helmet1
#611black pension check1
#138blank diary1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#183borrowed time1
#104bottle of Bloodweiser1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#7452box of sunshine1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#635carbonated water lily1
#8clay peace-sign bead1,378
#200compression stocking1
#128crêepy mask1
#458cup of primitive beer1
#180cupcake-in-a-cup1
#9cursed wishbone19
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#134dress pants1
#1979drywall axe1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#303dusty first cervical vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#95fabric hardener1
#10filthy pestle447
#173flask flops1
#98frozen seal spine1
#1456furry fur1
#52giant shrimp fork1
#773grapefruit1
#1852handful of confetti19
#9hemp string2,076
#550hippy medical kit1
#334hot powder1
#78hunk of granite40
#74illegal firecracker1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#912lowercase N1
#17lustrous oyster egg30
#1219magical ice cubes1
#607magical pony: Uniquity1
#69magnificent oyster egg10
#167mana curds1
#93mangled finger1
#90mariachi toothpaste1
#105mercenary headband1
#128mime army camouflage kit1
#227mime army rations1
#152mime army superserum1
#117mime army wine3
#93miming gloves1
#870moxie weed2
#1565mushroom fermenting solution1
#131nega-mushroom13
#198neurostim pill1
#54octolus oculus1
#941orange1
#145overpriced "imported" beer1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#48pearlescent oyster egg18
#545petit fortran1
#11phat turquoise bead1,358
#1281plot hole1
#1184pool cue1
#70pressurized potion of pulchritude1
#392prismatic wad2
#110rack of dinosaur ribs2
#1505ravioli hat1
#797red pixel1
#112rusty compass1
#745sake bomb1
#441scorpion whip1
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#79shovelful of dirt40
#69silent A1
#138silent B1
#135silent H1
#203silent I1
#173silent J1
#191silent M1
#69silent N1
#242silent O1
#65silent T1
#64silent U1
#186silent X1
#942skeleton key1
#156smirking shrunken head1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#482steamy ruby1
#831taco shell1
#12temperance whiskey22
#1620thin black candle1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#814tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#474tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#782tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3860tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1136tomato1
#22transparent nog12
#289turtlemail bits1
#516twinkly powder1
#19unfinished fruitcake12
#156unflavored wine cooler1
#153wind-up navigation droid1
#415wine spritzer1
#553worn tophat1
#18zombie accordion1

Wow, that's 7,501 items total!

what items are this player missing?