| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #403 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #62 | Crimbojito | 6 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #390 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #24 | Ice Island Long Tea | 19 |
| #27 | Mint Yulep | 10 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #50 | Sangria de Menthe | 2 |
| #14 | Temps Tempranillo | 75 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #689 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #75 | Ur-Donut | 2 |
| #53 | Vodka Matryoshka | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #28 | bishop cookie | 4 |
| #118 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #52 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #64 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #74 | breakfast miracle | 4 |
| #34 | browser cookie | 16 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #71 | bucket of wine | 14 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #87 | cold hi mein | 11 |
| #56 | cold-filtered water | 13 |
| #30 | cool jelly donut | 5 |
| #183 | cruelty-free wine | 16 |
| #385 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #422 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 29 |
| #470 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 26 |
| #390 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 36 |
| #488 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 23 |
| #480 | dusty bottle of Port | 26 |
| #593 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 12 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #46 | filet of The Fish | 4 |
| #103 | glass of bourbon | 5 |
| #37 | glass of raw eggs | 12 |
| #109 | glistening oyster egg | 6 |
| #75 | grilled mooseflank | 37 |
| #92 | hot hi mein | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #243 | jerky coins | 94 |
| #49 | karma shawarma | 7 |
| #106 | king cookie | 2 |
| #34 | knight cookie | 4 |
| #87 | lucky rabbit's foot | 53 |
| #9 | makeshift crane | 542 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #1207 | old sweatpants | 25 |
| #33 | party platter for one | 6 |
| #41 | pawn cookie | 16 |
| #9 | peppermint patty | 48 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #91 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #87 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #84 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #230 | philosopher's scone | 4 |
| #180 | phish stick | 6 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #38 | popular tart | 31 |
| #42 | punch-drunk punch | 12 |
| #237 | queen cookie | 2 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #31 | rook cookie | 4 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #65 | scintillating oyster egg | 14 |
| #118 | sleazy hi mein | 7 |
| #24 | snow crab | 17 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #74 | spooky hi mein | 15 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #73 | stinky hi mein | 15 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #52 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 18 |
| #172 | thistle wine | 22 |
| #66 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #73 | toasted brie | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #232 | tomato juice of powerful power | 8 |
| 🥇 | towel | 18,142 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #76 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #58 | wasabi-infused sake | 5 |
| #69 | weird gazelle steak | 2 |