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| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #886 | Mad Train wine | 43 |
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| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
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| #613 | Trollhouse cookies | 32 |
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| #385 | can of Swiller | 4 |
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| #391 | creamsicle | 4 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
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| #411 | desiccated apricot | 10 |
| #781 | dwarf bread | 4 |
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| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
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| #992 | heavy D | 5 |
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| #684 | hot date | 1 |
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| #1131 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 19 |
| #1271 | ice-cold Willer | 6 |
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| #292 | knob ka-bobs | 2 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #350 | lowercase N | 30 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #324 | melted Jell-o shot | 4 |
| #619 | metallic A | 27 |
| #450 | mind flayer corpse | 16 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #970 | original G | 5 |
| #202 | packet of beer nuts | 2 |
| #674 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
| #458 | poutine | 7 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #425 | royal jelly | 16 |
| #236 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
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| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
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| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
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| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
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| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
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| #545 | uncooked chorizo | 3 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #275 | unidentified jerky | 43 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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