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| #874 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #322 | Genalen™ Bottle | 4 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #883 | Mad Train wine | 43 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #559 | Spam Witch sammich | 36 |
| #613 | Trollhouse cookies | 32 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
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| #367 | ballroom blintz | 6 |
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| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #388 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 11 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #275 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 6 |
| #383 | can of Swiller | 4 |
| #560 | carob chunks | 3 |
| #148 | catgut taco | 2 |
| #134 | centipede eggs | 36 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1148 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 2 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #389 | creamsicle | 4 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #379 | dehydrated caviar | 9 |
| #409 | desiccated apricot | 10 |
| #779 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #1008 | ghuol egg | 4 |
| #659 | ghuol guolash | 6 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #699 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #991 | heavy D | 5 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #806 | hot wing | 20 |
| #1132 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 19 |
| #1274 | ice-cold Willer | 6 |
| #733 | ice-cold fotie | 13 |
| #291 | knob ka-bobs | 2 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #350 | lowercase N | 30 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #323 | melted Jell-o shot | 4 |
| #617 | metallic A | 27 |
| #449 | mind flayer corpse | 16 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #970 | original G | 5 |
| #200 | packet of beer nuts | 2 |
| #672 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
| #455 | poutine | 7 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #424 | royal jelly | 16 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
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| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #728 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #215 | spaghetti cult mask | 5 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #589 | t8r tots | 5 |
| #380 | thistle wine | 4 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #546 | uncooked chorizo | 3 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #273 | unidentified jerky | 43 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #512 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
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| #870 | white lightning | 3 |