| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #711 | dense meat stack | 17 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #886 | meat stack | 4 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #181 | smut orc keepsake box | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #963 | twinkly wad | 4 |
| #909 | useless powder | 58 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |