Jiminy

RankItemQuantity
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#50Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#816ammonite fossil3
#695bananagate5
#733bejeweled cufflinks3
#566belemnite fossil6
#56blank fudge mold11
#103borrowed time5
#6714box of sunshine2
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#380fudge lily12
#165gummi belemnite1
#54handful of bees1
#3382heart necklace1
#4honey-dipped locust2,000
#377kumquartz16
#250kumquat supersucker1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#334milk of magnesium1
#2033phish stick1
#58ridiculous belt1
#924ridiculous cocktail1
#72ridiculous earring1
#856ridiculous sandwich1
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#108rocky road ice cream1
#3320spade necklace1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#80sucker kabuto2
#272sucker scaffold41
#278sucker tachi1
#343superheated fudge10
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#525tiny plastic Lord Flameface2
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1124tiny plastic moneybee2
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#500tourmalime10
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1

Wow, that's 2,185 items total!

what items are this player missing?