| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #105 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 61 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #114 | Chroner | 854 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #189 | Freddy Kruegerand | 14 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #10 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #358 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 20 |
| #185 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 7 |
| #185 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #7 | Lens of Hatred | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 176 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #101 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #21 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 10 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #201 | bunny liver | 41 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #63 | crystalline cheer | 1,715 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #668 | empty agua de vida bottle | 139 |
| #40 | fat loot token | 153 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #980 | filthy lucre | 28 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #69 | gloomy black mushroom | 70 |
| #144 | green clay bead | 86 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1232 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #394 | old sweatpants | 184 |
| #49 | ornate picture frame | 63 |
| #129 | pink clay bead | 159 |
| #128 | purple clay bead | 37 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |