| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #105 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 61 |
| š„ | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| š„ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| š„ | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #116 | Chroner | 854 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #325 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #189 | Freddy Kruegerand | 14 |
| š„ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| š„ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #10 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 2 |
| š„ | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #359 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 20 |
| #186 | La Hebilla del CinturĆ³n de Lopez | 7 |
| #187 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #7 | Lens of Hatred | 2 |
| š„ | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #450 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| š„ | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 176 |
| š„ | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| š„ | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| š„ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| š„ | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| š„ | a suspicious address | 1 |
| š„ | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #102 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| š„ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #21 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 10 |
| š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| š„ | blank note | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #190 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #208 | bunny liver | 41 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #76 | crystalline cheer | 1,715 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #669 | empty agua de vida bottle | 139 |
| #40 | fat loot token | 153 |
| š„ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #983 | filthy lucre | 28 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| š„ | glass eye | 1 |
| #69 | gloomy black mushroom | 70 |
| #145 | green clay bead | 86 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| š„ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| š„ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| š„ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1234 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| š„ | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| š„ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| š„ | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #400 | old sweatpants | 184 |
| #48 | ornate picture frame | 63 |
| #130 | pink clay bead | 159 |
| #128 | purple clay bead | 37 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| š„ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| š„ | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2130 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| š„ | spirit bell | 1 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #451 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #1147 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| š„ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| š„ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |