| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #457 | box | 20 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #417 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #806 | f3d0r4 | 2 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #43 | folder (blue) | 1 |
| #45 | folder (green) | 1 |
| #42 | folder (red) | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #104 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |