| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #361 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 57 |
| #278 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 11 |
| #23 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 90 |
| #760 | Rock Pops | 67 |
| #208 | Senior Mints | 42 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #73 | beer goggles | 10 |
| #85 | beer lens | 52 |
| #93 | beertini | 24 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #261 | blood flower | 39 |
| #33 | bloody beer | 3,371 |
| #101 | bloody mary | 26 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #322 | box | 39 |
| #166 | broken skull | 157 |
| #128 | candied kobold | 26 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #188 | clockwork key | 10 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #76 | disembodied brain | 62 |
| #919 | drywall axe | 10 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #297 | fine wine | 20 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #930 | giant discarded plastic fork | 9 |
| #199 | glowing red eye | 100 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #131 | grog | 17 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #441 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 242 |
| #193 | iron pasta spoon | 41 |
| #16 | jumbo olive | 897 |
| #323 | kneecapping stick | 46 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #80 | leprechaun hatchling | 6 |
| #359 | mafia aria | 70 |
| #175 | martini | 25 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #399 | meat vortex | 88 |
| #61 | nothing-in-the-box | 21 |
| #287 | ocean motion | 5 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #53 | oyster basket | 250 |
| #63 | papaya sling | 34 |
| #63 | papaya slung | 35 |
| #798 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #93 | rum and cola | 29 |
| #320 | salty dog | 32 |
| #74 | salty slug | 30 |
| #102 | screwdriver | 29 |
| #350 | scroll of pasta summoning | 40 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #145 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,216 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #434 | spring | 47 |
| #153 | strawberry daiquiri | 31 |
| #183 | support cummerbund | 45 |
| #383 | tiny house | 500 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #2305 | toast | 50 |
| #151 | vodka and cranberry | 15 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #94 | whiskey and cola | 31 |
| #143 | whiskey sour | 18 |
| #223 | white Canadian | 15 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |