| #118 | BGE merchandise order form | 35 |
| #254 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #164 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #575 | Crimbo candied pecan | 17 |
| #545 | Crimbo fudge | 19 |
| #474 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 22 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #1339 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #374 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 5 |
| #122 | Space Tourist Phaser | 4 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #457 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #374 | belemnite fossil | 12 |
| #397 | bindlestocking | 6 |
| #181 | blind-packed capsule toy | 75 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1474 | candy cane | 21 |
| #477 | dehydrated caviar | 5 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #431 | fossilized limb | 17 |
| #356 | fossilized spike | 11 |
| #397 | fossilized spine | 3 |
| #424 | fossilized torso | 9 |
| #433 | fossilized wing | 6 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #286 | fudge lily | 19 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #881 | jerky coins | 6 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #527 | palm frond | 5 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #561 | trilobite fossil | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #685 | wind-up meatcar | 5 |