| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #986 | CRIMBCO scrip | 70 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #368 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1093 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 42 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #338 | antique packet of ketchup | 3 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1052 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #289 | dire fudgesicle | 4 |
| #1025 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #417 | rum barrel charrrm | 2 |
| #267 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #471 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 2 |
| #431 | slimy sweetbreads | 2 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #272 | ten-leaf clover | 94 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #757 | toast | 1,000 |
| #728 | tomato | 16 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |