| #212 | 30669 scroll | 51 |
| #134 | 33398 scroll | 179 |
| #693 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #225 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 329 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #375 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #20 | Nardz energy beverage | 87 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #161 | Spam Witch sammich | 353 |
| #222 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 341 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Trollhouse cookies | 342 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #611 | black pension check | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #91 | blended frozen swill | 3 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #648 | briefcase | 2 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #211 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #69 | caret | 4 |
| #454 | carob chunk cookies | 3 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #125 | dungeoneering kit | 2 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1298 | green beer | 5 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #106 | lowercase N | 200 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #145 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #241 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #633 | pile of dusty animal bones | 2 |
| #133 | pr0n legs | 246 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #91 | worthless gewgaw | 166 |
| #107 | worthless knick-knack | 154 |
| #89 | worthless trinket | 157 |