| #212 | 30669 scroll | 51 |
| #134 | 33398 scroll | 179 |
| #692 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #224 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 329 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #374 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #20 | Nardz energy beverage | 87 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #161 | Spam Witch sammich | 353 |
| #221 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 341 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Trollhouse cookies | 342 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #91 | blended frozen swill | 3 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #648 | briefcase | 2 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #68 | caret | 4 |
| #452 | carob chunk cookies | 3 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #125 | dungeoneering kit | 2 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #129 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #105 | lowercase N | 200 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #630 | pile of dusty animal bones | 2 |
| #133 | pr0n legs | 246 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #86 | worthless gewgaw | 166 |
| #103 | worthless knick-knack | 154 |
| #84 | worthless trinket | 157 |