| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #22 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #174 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 24 |
| #316 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 28 |
| #399 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 6 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #80 | Mark of the Ghost | 3 |
| #59 | Mark of the Skeleton | 5 |
| #78 | Mark of the Vampire | 3 |
| #101 | Mark of the Werewolf | 2 |
| #94 | Mark of the Zombie | 2 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #31 | Mer-kin worktea | 5 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #47 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 5 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #561 | awful poetry journal | 127 |
| #295 | bath ball gift set | 17 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #291 | bottle of Blank-Out | 42 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #260 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #135 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #13 | cuckoo clock | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #28 | desktop zen garden | 2 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #148 | dwarvish magazine | 8 |
| #50 | eaves droppers | 2 |
| #160 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #101 | ghost key | 2 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #317 | guano coffee cup | 5 |
| #104 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #83 | mangled finger | 2 |
| #132 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #262 | paperclip | 184 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #25 | plastic doll arms | 8 |
| #27 | plastic doll legs | 9 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #45 | purple prose pen | 12 |
| #166 | returned Thinknerd package | 2 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #25 | rubber doll body | 10 |
| #26 | rubber doll head | 7 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #28 | slime convention swag bag | 28 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #262 | slow jam collection | 17 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #140 | spider web | 433 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #55 | spirit blanket | 9 |
| #82 | spirit mattress | 5 |
| #74 | spirit pillow | 6 |
| #118 | spirit sheet | 3 |
| #284 | stale baguette | 5 |
| #20 | stolen office supplies | 558 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #63 | time's arrow | 11 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #77 | wad of slimy rags | 16 |
| #50 | wriggling worm | 101 |