| #67 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 41 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #11 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 273 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #197 | Valentine's Day cake | 3 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #142 | black candy heart | 95 |
| #49 | black forest cake | 206 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #19 | blue velvet cake | 13 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #18 | bowler | 3 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #23 | carrot cake | 8 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #216 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 21 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #38 | forest tears | 31 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #581 | heart necklace | 12 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | patchouli incense stick | 102,637 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #13 | personalized birthday cake | 282 |
| #175 | piece of wedding cake | 52 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #74 | radio button candy | 15 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #143 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #251 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 5 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #97 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 249 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #24 | titanium assault umbrella | 719 |
| #438 | urinal cake | 3 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |